petition for you to not
Nip Slips & Bong Rips
“hey we’re gonna order pizza”
“you have to finish your homework first”
(Source: smilingemoticon)
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(Source: urrectum)
I want a kitty.
(Source: uncomfortableconfusion)
(Source: wolf-said-toc)
